Category Archives: Foreign News

Spitting in our face

Posted on 03/11/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Hagel meets Karzai after Afghan president accuses US of working with Taliban: This thankless, ungrateful pr—k is accusing the USA of being in bed with the Taliban. According to this backstabber Karzai, the USA is colluding with the Taliban in … Continue reading →

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Diplomat or uninformed??

Posted on 03/01/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Leaving N Korea, Rodman Calls Kims ‘Great Leaders’ Ending his unexpected round of basketball diplomacy in North Korea on Friday, ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman called leader Kim Jong Un an “awesome guy” and said his father and grandfather were “great … Continue reading →

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His Honorable Dennis “The Worm” Rodman

Posted on 02/28/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Google News Dennis Rodman Meets North Korean Leader: Stranger things have happened in this world than Dennis “The Worm/The Human pin cushion” Rodman being the ambassador to North Korea; or maybe not. Rodman and three Globetrotters Anthony Blakes, known as … Continue reading →

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ура и до дна

Posted on 02/17/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Goomba Ведомости воскресенье редакции: Разговоры о капитализме в его самом прекрасном, наши русские друзья теперь продают пространства пород, которые потрясли их регионе несколько дней назад. Они поймали на очень быстрый. забота о раненых, которые были в основном дети удар с … Continue reading →

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ура и до дна

Posted on 02/17/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

The Goomba Gazette Sunday editorial: Talk about capitalism at its finest; our Russian friends are now selling space rocks that rocked their region a couple of days ago. They caught on very quick. After taking care of the injured that … Continue reading →

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Someone was sleeping at the wheel – Кто-то спал за рулем

Posted on 02/15/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

US News ‘There Was Panic’: Meteorite Hit Russia With Force of Nuclear Bomb: One day Henny Penny was scratching in the farmyard looking for something good to eat when, suddenly, something hit her on the head. “My goodness me!” she … Continue reading →

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Keep beating your chest Kim

Posted on 02/12/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN North Korea says it conducted new, more powerful nuclear test: Baby Kim or is it Kim Baby is a prime example of a young kid trying to walk in his father and grandfather shoes. In this situation is not … Continue reading →

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Buon giorno it’s Luca calling

Posted on 02/10/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Horsemeat found in lasagna in UK London (CNN) — UK food safety officials have ordered the testing of all beef products following the discovery of horsemeat in beef lasagna sold by UK firm Findus, only weeks after many meat lovers … Continue reading →

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Foreign sports edition

Posted on 01/28/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN 31 dead in Egyptian riots after soccer fans sentenced to death: Talk about sore losers! The toll in the fierce clashes in the Egyptian city of Port Said following pronouncement of death sentence to 21 football fans climbed to … Continue reading →

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Who wants to make a wager??

Posted on 01/04/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

How will Al Jazeera translate in USA? JERUSALEM — Media watchers in the Middle East say the Arabic news network Al Jazeera is well known for promoting radical Islamist causes overseas, but it remains to be seen how it will … Continue reading →

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