Category Archives: Humor

Todays top story

Posted on 04/01/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

NEWS FLASH: HOT OFF OF THE PRESSES FROM THE GOOMBA GAZETTE Flash #1 Shocking the entire world; Bill’s wife just announced she is dropping out of the presidential race.  She said that she is throwing all of her support to … Continue reading →

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Back to the 50’s

Posted on 01/10/2016 by The Goomba Gazette

Gas prices could drop toward $1 a gallon: I remember years ago when a bunch of guys were out trolling for poon tang and the gas gauge was on E; we would scrape all the change we had in our … Continue reading →

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Honesty is the best policy – sometime

Posted on 10/06/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Out of the mouth of babes: This guy is a real zinger. I shoot straight from the hip – this dude shoots straight from the lip!!!! http://www.essence.com/2015/09/23/you-wont-believe-what-husband-revealed-family-feud?xid=pd_outbrain Ask me now questions I will tell you no lies – honesty is … Continue reading →

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AND?????

Posted on 08/27/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Poll gives Biden edge over Clinton against top GOP candidates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TnkJ8_BmSI There isn’t a hell of a lot a person can say about this latest revolution between Bill’s wife and Joking Joe popularity. That is like Heidi Fleiss claiming she … Continue reading →

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Little humor and laughter is good for the soul

Posted on 08/27/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

If we can’t laugh at ourselves, we have a real problem. This was sent to me my a friend AC so I though I would share it with the troops. Thoughts of a Retiree’s          Wandering Mind … Continue reading →

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Truer words were never spoken

Posted on 08/17/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

This was sent to me in an email by a friend of mine Russalino and I thought I would share it with The Goomba Gazetters. Can’t add too much if anything to these analogies. If you are past 50 you … Continue reading →

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Certified nut case

Posted on 06/15/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Rachel Dolezal Steps Down As President Of Spokane NAACP Chapter: How do we really know she painted the mural?? This screw ball got exactly what she wanted; publicity. In a statement to the press, the make-believe black lady said; Please … Continue reading →

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Plenty of Swampland still available

Posted on 05/06/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

$400M fraud? Fans fight back after learning wounded Pacquiao had little shot against Mayweather: I think it is time for me to jump on the fools band wagon and stake my claim against Manny and his camp. My cousin’s 5th … Continue reading →

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Don’t mess with the fury guy

Posted on 04/27/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

As the old saying goes; if you mess with the bull you get the horns. There is a new spin that has been added to the saying; if you give a monkey the finger he will kick your ass. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/26/monkey-drop-kick_n_7148994.html … Continue reading →

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A little Sunday morning humor

Posted on 04/19/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

I am sure that a lot of people can relate to this story. —————————————————————————————– A group of golfing buddies, all in their 40’s, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Hooters … Continue reading →

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