Category Archives: Humor

Posted on 07/12/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Huffington Post ALL IN That is what she said  “he is all in”!            

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“Put your hands up; this is a sauce up”

Posted on 04/08/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Huffington Post Woman Robs Bank Using … Spaghetti Sauce: Prego and Rago better start putting on a 2nd and 3rd shift because some ingenious crooks have developed a new use for the Italian delicacies and the bottles are flying off the … Continue reading →

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Jewish fuel???? Talk about being embarrassed

Posted on 03/22/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Huffington Post Presidential Limo Breaks Down In Israel: Just like everything else the USA owns; while on a mission of mercy in Israel the presidential limo, commonly called “The Beast” because of its extensive features and defense systems, broke down … Continue reading →

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Want a free pizza guys??

Posted on 03/21/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

ABC News March Madness Signals More Vasectomies: I heard about banks giving toasters away for making a minimum deposit, heard about grocery store perks, heard about giveaways at raffles but there is a clinic that specializes in vasectomies that is … Continue reading →

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6 Our Fathers – 6 Hail Marys

Posted on 03/17/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

First Post Pope turned to God after snub by sweetheart Amalia Damonte: It seems that everybody in this world wants their fifteen minutes of fame and to get their picture on the front page.   This old biddy took her … Continue reading →

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Saturday edition

Posted on 02/09/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN Jesse Jackson Jr. signs plea deal; wife also faces investigation: I am wondering  if this deal had some divine intervention? Could be the old man called a higher power to set up the deal of the kid. I will … Continue reading →

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Discrimination against soda?

Posted on 01/23/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CBS News NYC soda ban’s foes doubt rule’s racial fairness: I have heard about racial discrimination on a bus, in restaurants, the work place, places of entertainment, politics and the entire spectrum of possibilities but a “soda” racial discrimination is … Continue reading →

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I missed you Daddy

Posted on 01/18/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Man charged in theft of dad’s corpse from cemetery: Vincent Bright last name is definitely a contradiction to the Vinnie the person. 48-year-old Vincent Bright of Detroit is charged with disinterment of a body. He’s scheduled to make … Continue reading →

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Fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr – here we go again – make that putt Tiger

Posted on 01/17/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Disgraced golfer Tiger Woods tries to ‘win back ex-wife Elin with a $200 million deal and she says yes!’, claims new report: This article was sent to me from one of my top notch roving reporters. Like they say in … Continue reading →

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To be or not to be, that is the question

Posted on 12/20/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

To be or not to be; that is the question: Well folks, the day we all have been waiting for will finally be here in less than 12 hours. I have a few suggestions for all of you that believe … Continue reading →

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