Category Archives: Humor

Keeping abreast of the action

Posted on 12/13/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

USA Today Panamanian held in Spain with cocaine breast implants: Talk about desperation and stupidity; this lady with the fake boobs is a real “boob”!! A Panamanian woman has been arrested in Spain with fake breast implants that turned out … Continue reading →

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Madame of the Mambo

Posted on 10/16/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

USA Today They even have naughty women and horny men in Kennebunkport, Maine. Prostitution and dance classes go hand in hand or hip to hip if you will in the small resort town. 7:09AM EDT October 16. 2012 – KENNEBUNKPORT, … Continue reading →

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All over the place

Posted on 09/12/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Obama vows ‘justice’ for killers of U.S. envoy: This tragedy could not have come at a better time for Obama to boost his popularity with the response he gave today. Most people vote by sentiment anyway. Household income drops for … Continue reading →

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Quick rap-up of todays semi-important events

Posted on 09/07/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

BUNDLE OF QUICK BLOGS Appeals panel lifts suspensions of NFL players in bounty scandal: The Four Horsemen Money talks and shit walks – it is always about the dollars. Leave the big dogs at home it costs the team a … Continue reading →

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Dig up Paul and Jackie

Posted on 09/03/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Washington Post The Competitor in Chief: Obama Plays to Win, in Politics and Everything Else. So he can shoot a good stick at pool; he is a great re-bounder at the hoop; loves to win playing cards and all of … Continue reading →

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“They do”

Posted on 08/27/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

USA Today: Rosie O’Donnell reveals she married Michelle Rounds in June: I don’t know if anyone really cares. Rosie is still recovering from a heart attack after the big bash. I think that the honeymoon was too much for her … Continue reading →

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An tempo distruggendo buona

Posted on 08/05/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Roger Pion, Angry Nel penale, schiaccia auto della polizia con il trattore: Mai scherzare con un contadino incazzato che è stato arrestato per resistenza all’arresto, possesso di marijuana e pochi altri oneri vari, quando possiede un trattore Giant Sized farm. … Continue reading →

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A smashing good time

Posted on 08/05/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN Roger Pion, Angry Over Criminal Charges, Crushes Squad Cars With Tractor: Never mess with a pissed off farmer that was arrested for resisting arrest, marijuana possession and a few other miscellaneous charges when he owns a Giant Sized farm … Continue reading →

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Lossen your belt lads and open your wallet

Posted on 08/03/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

USA Today Caesars bets $17 million on the Strip’s biggest buffet: Some people with low leveled constitutions and the absents of will power are not fat enough. A casino in Vegas is trying to coax them into their new eatery … Continue reading →

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Piss on it

Posted on 07/03/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Michigan hopes talking urinals will dissuade drunken drivers: I couldn’t have made this one up if I tried. DETROIT – Michigan hopes to keep drunks off the road with the help from a special message in men’s bathrooms … Continue reading →

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