Category Archives: Humor

Rates are going up

Posted on 06/15/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News U.S. reveals accusations against Secret Service: The list of accusations against agency officials, which was released in response to a Freedom of Information Act request, runs 229 pages long and is heavily censored, and it’s unclear whether any … Continue reading →

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Take a fu–in pill

Posted on 06/14/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

(CNN) — It’s not surprising that at a town meeting this week, Middleborough, Massachusetts, voted 183-50 to impose a $20 fine for swearing in public. Who’s not for civic virtue? Enough is enough. And so on. Plus the ban doesn’t … Continue reading →

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Burger Pig – double bacon please

Posted on 06/13/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

  Fox News Burger King bets on bacon sundae for summertime: The salty-sweet dessert clocks in at 510 calories, 18 grams of fat and 61 grams of sugar. Come on Burger Pig; give these fat people a break and quit … Continue reading →

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Give me a break

Posted on 06/11/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Enough is enough: At the movies It is not bad enough that it costs $ 8.00 for a box of popcorn that can be made for about .25. It is not bad enough that a large soft drink cost 4.50 … Continue reading →

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FOUR

Posted on 06/08/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

  From TIME.com Golfing in North Korea: The Hermit Kingdom’s newest pastime: Here is a story for all of you golfers out there. There is a golf course in North Korea in the Hermit Kingdom’s. The very late (thank goodness) … Continue reading →

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I like Tide better

Posted on 05/22/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

It sounds like something a father from Cleveland, Ohio would do. This washing  wizard put his young son into a washing machine at Walmart,  then closed the door and turned it on. http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/washing-machine-joke-by-father-gets-out-of-hand What the hell did he think was … Continue reading →

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Go stand in the corner teacher

Posted on 05/21/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News NC teacher captured on video suggesting student could be arrested for Obama criticism: A North Carolina high school teacher was captured on video shouting at a student who questioned President Obama and suggesting he could be arrested for … Continue reading →

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Who is watching them?

Posted on 05/19/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Washington Post Energy Department cuts payments to 4 federal lab workers: Four high-ranking federal lab workers found a way to turn “per diem” funds for a temporary assignment into a steady flow of extra income at taxpayers’ expense. The over … Continue reading →

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Birds of a feather

Posted on 05/18/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Washington Post Obama welcomes French leader to White House: Talk about “birds of a feather”. President Obama welcomed new French President Francois Hollande to the White House on Friday; an initial meeting that comes as world leaders feel a renewed … Continue reading →

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Your Majesty

Posted on 05/14/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN Rep. King turns down meeting with Colombia prostitute, citing potential ‘circus’: Having a CIA agent try to beat her out of her “standard rate” was the best thing that ever happened to Dania. She is now known as the … Continue reading →

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