Category Archives: Humor

Sorry about that 50 years later

Posted on 05/11/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN: Romney apologizes for high school ‘teasing’: “Sorry sir, I didn’t mean to put that sugar in your gas tank. I just want to be one of the boys”. “Forget it son, someday you will be running for president of … Continue reading →

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No air bag necessary

Posted on 05/07/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Woman credits breast implants with saving her from car crash: A woman is crediting her record-setting 38KKK bosom for saving her life after she wrapped her car around a tree. Sheyla Hershey, of Houston, Tx. told Radar Online that she … Continue reading →

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Where is Norman Bates?

Posted on 05/07/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Ax-wielding German shot by police after parking feud: AUGSBURG, southern German city of Augsburg turned deadly when an irate man who threatened his neighbor with an ax was shot dead by police. Don’t ever mess with a German when it … Continue reading →

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Newt who?

Posted on 05/02/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Gingrich mothballs campaign, but leaves behind multi-million dollar debt: Now, we know who pays the tab for the winners of these campaigns but the question is who comes up shooting on the losers tab? Are they obliged to pay back … Continue reading →

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It’s no wonder

Posted on 04/27/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

We love food and are eating ourselves into an early grave. It’s no wonder there are so many obese people in America and the out of control consumption is spreading around the world.  

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Get your prices in line ladies

Posted on 04/18/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

3 Gone in Secret Service Scandal: In my opinion I don’t think that the Secret Servicemen broke any laws by going out and looking for some trim; that is unless they were on duty and were not supposed to leave … Continue reading →

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Keep it zipped

Posted on 04/12/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Jury selection begins in John Edwards’ trial: Edwards is just another example of a cleb that had the world by the ass and didn’t know it. In 2004 this guy was so far up the ladder in politics that he … Continue reading →

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You got a better chance ——-

Posted on 04/01/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Kansas lotto player hit by lightning after buying Mega Millions tickets: A Wichita man was hit by lightning on Friday night just hours after buying three tickets in the record-setting $640 Mega Millions lottery. Bill Isles, a volunteer storm spotter … Continue reading →

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Donald “You’re fired”

Posted on 03/25/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Trump’s troubled tower: anatomy of financial meltdown: Dirty Dealing Donald is the new handle for the “King of Pomade”. “Beware of a wolf in sheep’s clothing” is the slogan the investors in Fort Lauderdale, Florida should have been in tune … Continue reading →

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No its not cheese

Posted on 03/24/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Space junk forces astronauts into escape capsules on International Space Station: It’s not bad enough that mankind has “literally littered” the entire planet we live on; now we have junked up outer space too. Take a look at Mt. Everest … Continue reading →

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