Category Archives: Humor

Rambunctious Ricky

Posted on 03/23/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Santorum Prefers Obama Over Mitt? Now that is what I call party loyalty. I am willing to be anyone 11 bowls of Pasta Fagoli and a case of Lambrusco that that statement is going to be old Ricky’s demise. This … Continue reading →

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Bottoms up Carrie

Posted on 03/16/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Woman addicted to drinking urine Published March 16, 2012 FoxNews.com I heard of being “pissed off”; I heard of “go piss up a rope” and I heard of “piss on you” but I never heard of anyone that is addicted … Continue reading →

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Na New Na New

Posted on 03/10/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

LSD Might Help Alcoholics Quit, Stay Abstinent: Study FRIDAY, March 9 (HealthDay News) — The hallucinogenic drug LSD may help treat alcoholism, new research suggests. Norwegian researchers findings in six studies of LSD and alcoholism that were conducted in the … Continue reading →

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Baldy; wear your hat today

Posted on 03/08/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Massive 2012 Solar Flare To Hit Earth Today: A magnetic storm in 1921 knocked out the signaling system for New York City’s rail lines. A solar storm in March 1989 crippled the power grid in Quebec, depriving millions of customers … Continue reading →

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Go get them Granny

Posted on 03/06/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

81-year-old Rhode Island woman wins $336.4M Powerball jackpot: An 81-year-old Rhode Island woman won last month’s $336.4 million Powerball jackpot, sleeping with the winning ticket in her Bible until coming forward to claim the sixth-largest U.S. prize on Tuesday, a … Continue reading →

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Get off my foot

Posted on 03/05/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

American Airlines: Extra legroom will cost extra: American Airlines has a leg up on their competitors. American Airlines is offering another option to the passenger who is tired of jamming their knees into a fellow flier’s back. The carrier’s new … Continue reading →

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Posted on 03/03/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Tiger Woods: Navy SEAL? It almost happened: In “The Big Miss,” author Hank Haney says Woods considered leaving the golf green for the elite armed forces team at the height of his career because of immense pressure to succeed. Come … Continue reading →

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Place your paw

Posted on 03/02/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

New Mexico man faces charges after signing dog up to vote: Based on who we have running for office in both parties and the mentality of some of the voters, I am willing to bet that the dog has a … Continue reading →

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Nutty Professor

Posted on 02/24/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Jury saw a limit to George Huguely’s malice: Juror Ian Glomski, 39, an assistant professor at the University of Virginia’s medical school stated “I was emotionally shredded inside”. “I absolutely feel for the guy.” I wonder if it was the … Continue reading →

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Large fries and a diet Pepsi please

Posted on 02/17/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Man has apparent heart attack while eating at Heart Attack Grill: A customer was stricken with an apparent heart attack while eating a 6,000-calorie burger called the Triple Bypass Burger at a restaurant that prides itself on serving artery clogging … Continue reading →

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