Category Archives: Sports

He is no George Washington

Posted on 09/13/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Federal appeals court upholds slugger Barry Bonds’ obstruction conviction in steroids case: Now, I don’t claim to be a Rhodes Scholar but neither is Barry. The “Slugger on Steroids” has been lying through his teeth about shooting up and fighting … Continue reading →

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The punishment does not fit the crime.

Posted on 08/18/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN Baseball’s Miguel Tejada suspended 105 games for amphetamine use: Initially when I read the headlines I thought we had another “screwball” added to the long list of dummies that thinks they are going to beat the system; only in … Continue reading →

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Hopefully A-Rod strikes out

Posted on 08/06/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Google News Bunning for banning: Hall of Famer, ex-GOP senator says A-Rod should be done: If he was banned for life the way playboy A-Rod pisses away his money, in two years he would have to get a job slinging … Continue reading →

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Live by the throttle and die by the throttle!

Posted on 07/15/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Motorcyclist killed in 285 mph crash in Maine: Live by the throttle and die by the throttle! LIMESTONE, Maine – A motorcycle racer trying to top 300 mph died Sunday after losing control and zooming off a runway … Continue reading →

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Big mouth and all

Posted on 05/05/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

With Mental and Physical Mastery, Mayweather Stays Undefeated: The old cliche that “empty barrels make the loudest noise” sure does not apply to Floyd “Motor Mouth” Mayweather. It is rare that someone who is so obnoxious, arrogant and self-absorbed can … Continue reading →

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Big Spender from the East

Posted on 04/29/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

$171,937: LeBron James’s Alleged Tab from Las Vegas’s XS Nightclub at the Encore Hotel: An anonymous Las Vegas tipster that worked at the XS nightclub claims that the Ex-Cleveland Cavalier LeBron James’ dropped $171,937.53 in one night of partying with … Continue reading →

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“Don’t leave home without them”

Posted on 04/25/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

LB Caught In Prostitution Sting: Quentin Groves Arrested For Solicitation: A Cleveland Browns linebacker was arrested in a prostitution sting last week in Ohio. This line-backer has a hard time catching some of the receivers of the opposing team on … Continue reading →

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Mir – look in the mirror

Posted on 04/21/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

UFC Daniel Cormier vs. Frank Mir: I don’t know how many readers of the Goomba Gazette are UFC fans but I happen to be one. Of all of the fights I have seen on the UFC; last night’s fight between … Continue reading →

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Saturday edition

Posted on 02/09/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

CNN Jesse Jackson Jr. signs plea deal; wife also faces investigation: I am wondering  if this deal had some divine intervention? Could be the old man called a higher power to set up the deal of the kid. I will … Continue reading →

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4th and 10 – go for it

Posted on 02/03/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

SUPER BOWL XLVII The main event of the year is finally here for all of the football junkies. Ladies; take the kids, go to your mother’s house, that is if your old man is not on this side of the … Continue reading →

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