Category Archives: Sports

4$ and goal

Posted on 01/29/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

MSNBC Super Bowl XLVII: Jim Harbaugh, John Harbaugh disagree with Obama: The man who created the biggest buzz as Super Bowl week in New Orleans began was President Barack Obama, who expressed concerns about the future of the NFL because … Continue reading →

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Fourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr – here we go again – make that putt Tiger

Posted on 01/17/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Disgraced golfer Tiger Woods tries to ‘win back ex-wife Elin with a $200 million deal and she says yes!’, claims new report: This article was sent to me from one of my top notch roving reporters. Like they say in … Continue reading →

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Crying does not become you dude

Posted on 06/19/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

New York Times Floyd Mayweather Jr. Jail is KILLING My Boxing Career: Floyd Mayweather, Jr. says he’s begun to shrivel up into a puny regular person during his first 12 days in the big house … and he’s worried he … Continue reading →

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Strike 3 – they are out

Posted on 06/18/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Good for Roger Clemens Is Found Not Guilty in Perjury Trial: WASHINGTON — Roger Clemens, the hard-throwing right-hander who intimidated even the toughest batters while becoming one of the best pitchers in baseball history, was acquitted Monday of charges that … Continue reading →

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Wanna bet the fight??

Posted on 06/11/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

USA Today Bradley-Pacquiao decision leaves boxing reeling: LAS VEGAS – The outrage over the split-decision upset victory for Timothy Bradley against champion Manny Pacquiao reached a fever pitch Sunday, with many in the boxing world seeking reform in the judging … Continue reading →

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Tiger-Melt

Posted on 04/08/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Tiger Woods has a meltdown on 16, shoots 75 at Masters: “Meltdown”? These news reporters don’t know what a meltdown is. Most of them have been brought up in very sheltered environment with a golden spoon in their mouth and … Continue reading →

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Rip their heads off

Posted on 03/21/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

SAINTS COACH SEAN PAYTON SUSPENDED FOR BOUNTIES: Per a league source, head coach Sean Payton has been suspended for the full year. The discipline comes more than two weeks after the NFL concluded that the Saints maintained in 2009, 2010, … Continue reading →

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Gouge out their eyes if you have to

Posted on 03/07/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Massachusetts father faces charges for allegedly pointing laser at rival goalie during daughter’s hockey game: A Massachusetts father will face criminal charges for allegedly aiming a laser pointer into the eyes of the opposing goalie at his daughter’s high school … Continue reading →

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Time to tighten things up

Posted on 02/01/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

There is now speculation that Iran is considering attacking the United States on its own soil. The U.S. intelligence community is worried that mysterious assassinations and bombings aimed at Iran’s nuclear program may be spurring the Iranian leadership to pursue … Continue reading →

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Anyone for a pick up game??

Posted on 02/01/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

CAIRO (AP) – Egyptian state TV has raised the death toll to 73 after fans of rival soccer teams rushed the field, hurling stones and sticks at each other and sparking a stampede. Better have your life insurance paid up … Continue reading →

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