Category Archives: Sports

Cut the guy some slack

Posted on 02/02/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

It was a SUPER BOWL!!!!! It is only human nature that a person can do 1,000 thing the right way and make one critical mistake but the mistake is what they are mostly remembered by. Pa Pa Joe Paterno was … Continue reading →

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Deflate your Ma Ma Gate is one big farce

Posted on 01/30/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

NBC Sports  1-29-15 NFL didn’t log the PSI of each Patriots football: All conspiracies run very deep. NFL head of officiating Dean Blandino confirmed today that the NFL didn’t log the exact PSI of each football. According to Blandino, when officials inspect footballs … Continue reading →

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Batman & Robin beat the system again

Posted on 01/24/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

NFL: “We have not made any judgments” on Patriots investigation: What do I say to that  . They know who is guilty. In an interview with a former Patriots player he distinctly said that it was a common practice for … Continue reading →

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Watch your balls Hawks

Posted on 01/19/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Tom Brady likely knew of ‘inappropriate activities,’ Deflategate report says: No shit Sherlock – the NFL better put on some new slewths to handle the delinquents that play for their organization. Anyone that originally bought the nonsense that Brady and … Continue reading →

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No quacked up to what they were supposed to be

Posted on 01/13/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Ohio State wins college football’s national championship in style:            Congrats to the under-dog Buckeyes; they made Oregon look like a bunch of sitting ducks last night in a game that rivaled a Super Bowl. Early … Continue reading →

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Now thats a catch

Posted on 11/24/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Odell Beckham Giants wide receiver pulled one out of the sky. The rookie made this virtually impossible one handed catch to score a touchdown in their game against the Cowboys last night. This one will go down in the history … Continue reading →

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Chivalry is long gone

Posted on 11/17/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Huffington Post Saints Fan Steals Ball From Female Bengals Fan, Just Doesn’t Care: A Sir Galahad he is not. The days of a chivalrous man laying his cape over a mud puddle so some fair maiden could cross over without … Continue reading →

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Send the envelope to my apartment

Posted on 11/09/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Kaelin Clay Drops Ball At 1-Yard Line, Oregon Runs It Back For Touchdown This will go down in the record books of college football as possibly one of the most reckless plays on the field and will be labeled as … Continue reading →

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Braggadocios boaster

Posted on 10/19/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Huffington Post 16 Times Floyd Mayweather Jr. Bragged About Having More Money Than You: I have to make a reversal  on one of my favorite clichés when I say “you cannot put a silk suit on a pig”; Floyd Money … Continue reading →

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Destitute jock

Posted on 10/14/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Dallas Cowboys Player Arrested For Shoplifting Cologne, Underwear: I always knew that some prima-donna athletes like Randle were grossly underpaid and turned them to a life of crime in order to survive. Dallas Cowboys running back Joseph Randle is a … Continue reading →

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