Man has apparent heart attack while eating at Heart Attack Grill:
A customer was stricken with an apparent heart attack while eating a 6,000-calorie burger called the Triple Bypass Burger at a restaurant that prides itself on serving artery clogging meals.
Six thousand calories? Eating that monster is like standing in front of a speeding bus and think you are going to come away unscaved or sticking your hand in a wood chipper to clip your finger nails.
There used to be a program on TV called “You asked for it”. Well?
Anyone that orders one of these behemoth burgers is asking for a trip to a Texas Emergency Care Center in Houston; I have been there it is a beautiful facility.
The TV program Man Verses Food guy Adam Richmond is right there on top of the list for potential visitors to the Center. Every time I watch the program; by the way is very entertaining for some different cultures; Adam gets bigger and bigger. One of these days the lad is going to explode his guts all over that TV camera that is shooting the scene.
It is no wonder that the American people are the most obese in the world. With temptations like the “the triple bypass” around it is very hard for the weak at heart to resist these tantalizing morsels.
So before you have one of these burgers I have two suggestions; wear your expand-omatics so you won’t split your drawers and make out your will beforehand. If you don’t have a next of kin remember the Commander and Chief.
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