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LSD Might Help Alcoholics Quit, Stay Abstinent: Study

FRIDAY, March 9 (HealthDay News) — The hallucinogenic drug LSD may help treat alcoholism, new research suggests.

Norwegian researchers findings in six studies of LSD and alcoholism that were conducted in the United States and Canada and determined that LSD will assist alcoholics kick their boozing habit.

These researchers all must be related to some of our “esteemed colleges” in DC  to come up with a crazy finding like this. It is almost like wanting  to transform a pyromaniac into a serial killer because it may be the lesser of two evils.

The studies took place over a period of about 30 years. Yes thirty years. The dollar amount that this preposterous study cost was not disclosed. I am sure it wasn’t cheap. These lads and lasses are on the clock when they go for a smoke break, eat lunch and play video games on their computers.

Situations like this only reaffirm my opinion; the more peculiar a project is, the longer it takes, the more important it makes their job appear and the more soldi they make.

Let us assume that their findings are correct. Would you rather deal with a drunk or some dude that is on LSD (in Italian it stands for Lasagna, Spaghetti and Dandelions) that thinks he just got off of a space ship from Mars? I will deal with the drunk.

If you are Italian and some unexpected company lands their space ship in your front yard, invite them in for dinner. This is what Italians do. Lets not get away from tradition.

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