Tiger-Melt


Tiger Woods has a meltdown on 16, shoots 75 at Masters:

“Meltdown”? These news reporters don’t know what a meltdown is. Most of them have been brought up in very sheltered environment with a golden spoon in their mouth and have never really be exposed to a real meltdown.

Where I come from; a meltdown is when a guy gets out of his car with a baseball bat at a red light and busts all the windows in the car behind him because the guy driving  was tailgating. If the tailgater was foolish enough to get out of the car, he got the same whipping that his 56 Chevy got.


A melt down is when a guy is standing at the bar and some dude accidentally bumps into him. The bumper got a severe ass whipping and even a few sized 11 Stetsons to the head while he was on the ground.

A meltdown is when a guy is standing in line to get into a movie and someone tries to cut in front of him.

Last but not least; a meltdown is when somebody pinches your girlfriend’s ass; that is when the baseball bat and the Stetsons came out.

Let’s give the Tiger a little slack. He did his time in limbo and needs some air.

The news media is the greatest thing in the world “sometimes” and other times they can be brutal. Like Dracula, they want a person’s blood.

The life of a celebrity is not as glamorous as everyone would think. Paul Newman, a Cleveland guy, a very handsome person, a great actor and philanthropist said he made up his mind not to sign autographs anymore when he was in the head choking his chicken and some guy at the urinal next to him asked him to sign an autograph. He told the guy he needed both hands at the moment.

Although I agree that it comes with the territory, these people need a little consideration and privacy from time to time.

Now if the Tiger pick up a 9 iron and went into the gallery swinging, that would have been a meltdown.

Back off a little Walter Winshall.

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