Keep it zipped


Jury selection begins in John Edwards’ trial:

Edwards is just another example of a cleb that had the world by the ass and didn’t know it. In 2004 this guy was so far up the ladder in politics that he was the presidential nominee for the Democratic Party but  like many other horney men he let the wrong head do his thinking for him.

New York Rep. Anthony Weiner supposedly didn’t do the deed but he got caught showing his other wiener in some text messages he sent to a few young ladies.

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger knocked up his long time housekeeper. His son was so embarrassed of his old man he immediately changed his last name to his mothers maiden name Shriver.

New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer had a thing for high priced prostitutes and it cost him dearly in politics. Good thing for him, he was well healed and didn’t need the money after his falling out of graces.

Not only did Presidential candidate John Edwards have an affair and knock up one of his staff; he did it while his wife was fighting cancer. Not that is low.

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had a long distance relationship with a woman from Argentina. The plane fare must have cost him s fortune. He claimed he was out hiking  the times he was gone but the only thing he was climbing was his lady across the pond bones.

Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa was a double dipper. He had two affairs when he wife was fighting thyroid cancer.

I am pretty broad minded but the New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey had an affair with another man. What ever happened to the men in this country?

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsome is a real low life. He had an affair with the wife of his campaign manager. I always said “if it was the mail man or the butcher I wouldn’t feel too bad but someone close to me would be a real punch in the stomach”. They definitely would have to take a nap.

Nevada Sen. John Ensign, who threw stones at Bill Clinton when he had his fling, was just as bad. While he was bad mouthing Billy Boy he had his own thing going on.

Louisiana Sen. David Vitter liked paying for his “trim” and got caught with his pants down in the arms of a lady of the night.

Idaho Sen. Larry Craig was arrest for making a pass at some guy in the men’s room. He tried to put the moves on the guy in the next stall. He was not asking him to pass the toilet paper.

Florida Rep. Mark Foley had a thing for little boys. A big time low life; he is lower than the gum on the bottom of my shoe.

California Rep. Gary Condit had an affair with Chandra Levy who was found dead. Fortunately for him Gary was only a cheater not a killer.

These guys are only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to high flying cheaters. The guy that is “The King of the Bad Boys” has to be Billy Clinton. Under the desk in the White House while talking on the phone to foreign diplomats; come on. Didn’t Clinton know that is what there are motels for?

The Kennedy boys were no exception; as a matter of fact they may have written the book fooling around. Starting right from the top, one was worse than the other. There must be something in the Scotch Whiskey old Joe Kennedy was smuggling all those years.

These shenanigans are nothing new; it has been going on since Eve ate that apple. We all know it wasn’t an apple she ate; we just had to keep it clean for the kids. Back then there were no surveillance cameras’ and news reporters hiding around every corner trying to catch one of these poon-tang junkies miss-behaving?

Personally I think that it is mostly ego and the challenge that drives these guys to go astray.

So my suggestion to all the people that like then that tip toe through the tulips , keep your zippers up and keep an eye out for the cameras because big brother is watching you.

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