USA Today

Panamanian held in Spain with cocaine breast implants:

Talk about desperation and stupidity; this lady with the fake boobs is a real “boob”!!

A Panamanian woman has been arrested in Spain with fake breast implants that turned out to be plastic bags containing 1.4kg of cocaine.

She drew suspicion when security noticed her chest was wrapped in gauze to try and conceal the fake knockers .

There is a specialized Spanish police unit that has been trained to detect such act of concealment. The “elite unit” is called the “hooter hawkers” that have to under-go months of intense training to qualify for the delicate position. I understand that there is a waiting list of about 2,000 Spanish men that applied for the training.

The estimated street value of the smuggled drugs is about $80,000.00. I guess that is enough Euros to get refitted and wait around for the next assignment if you can get by the hooter hawkers.

This is a picture of Jose, Armando, Fillipo, Antonio, Constantine, Gonzales Jones head of security for the hooter hawkers that went under cover for one year trying to get the “feel” for the job. It is hard to believe that he blended right in with most of the hooter girls in Barcelona and went virtually undetected.