Wife Fights Back Against Abusive Husband, Yields Best Mugshot Ever:

Never mess with the pissed off little lady, “boy”!!

Police in Oklahoma say a domestic violence victim managed to fend off her husband’s vicious assault by getting the upper hand on him and pummeling the shit out of him, resulting in this priceless mugshot of the suspect.

Derrick Maynard, grew a set of liquid balls after he’d been sucking up the booze all day long and decided to use his “old Lady” as a punching bag. “Derrick the Dork” underestimated the power and resilience of his pissed off lady and his attack backfired on him. He became the attackeeeee and his wife was the attacker.

I think she kicked him in the nuts a few time too; they look a little swollen to me.

After “Maynard the Mauler” grabbed his unloaded pellet rifle, pumped it several times, aimed it at her, and said to his wife “you deserve to die” she decided to turn the tables on him when in his drunken stupor tripped over his own feet and fell on the floor. Big mistake Maynard.

Mrs. Maynard started doing the tarantella (Italian dance) on the boy’s head and kicked him in the face several time. She then took the pellet gun that he was going to shoot her with and did a Babe Ruth on her drunken husband’s gourd.

I think the picture says a thousand words. Good for her.

Maybe the jackass will think twice about trying to beat his wife up after he gets out of jail. The dummy was charged with attempted murder and assault with a deadly weapon.

He is going to have a very difficult time explaining his appearance to all of his hardened cellmates and how his wife beat him up.  He better get ready for some-more ass whippings.