Dead’ Banker Arrested in $21 Million Fraud Charges

It is always the little things and stupid mistakes that eventually catch up to the ran-away criminals.

A banker who vanished in an apparent suicide in 2012 and was wanted by the FBI in connection with a $20 million wire fraud case has been arrested in Georgia after being pulled over for a minor traffic violation because he had tinted windows that is against the law in that state.

The long hair, mustache and beard are very good disguise for the crooked banker and he is barley recognizable. I hope he keeps the disguise, he looks a lot better; maybe lighten up the brows a little and connect the stash and goat “T”.

Aubrey Lee Price, 47, was stopped while driving on I-95 in Glynn County, Ga., on Wednesday for a tinted window violation and he tried to give an alert policeman a false name. The cops checked him out and saw that he was a wanted fugitive.

Price’s was declared legally dead a year ago by a Florida but the FBI continued to search for him and had offered a reward of up to $20,000 for his capture. There were some videos of him in an airport shortly after his fake suicide that kept the “G men” hot on his trail.

One thing I have to give the clandestine bank robber for is that he stole from a bank and not friends and relatives as so many do these days. We can now call him “Robin Crook”.

The authorities asked Bernie “Made off with the Money” Madoff if he would mind shacking up with Price in the same cell when he is sent up. Madoff’s comments were “The guy is small potatoes – I don’t deal with pikers – he didn’t steal enough to suit me – not in the same class – that boy can’t shine my shoes – beside, I don’t know if he is even Jewish”.