Walmart shoppers in China foxed by tainted donkey meat:
It appears that Wal-Mart is playing dirty pool with the Chinese and trying to pass off donkey meat mixed with fox meat for ground beef to the “Land of Chop Sticks”. So it wasn’t a big surprise when the head of the Food and Drug administration in China got a “case of the ass” when the biggest employer in the world tried to stiff them with the donkey meat.
Trying to camouflage the taste of the donkey meat, Wal-Mart mixed a little ground up fox in the mixture to cut the taste of the ass.
When the head of Wal-Mart’s international relations was asked about the incident, she commented “Being that the Chinese people are used to serving cat and horse meat in their restaurants I did think they would notice the difference.”
Wal-Mart is planning to open 110 more stores in the near future in China. They hope this little deception on their part does not tarnish their relationship with the Chinese government and they tell them to kiss their ass.
Listen to what the donkey had to say about this.
The Goomba Gazette 
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