Monthly Archives: July 2015

Russ buddy; are you nuts????

Posted on 07/08/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Ciara and Russell Wilson practicing abstinence: It can be that the superstar quarterback has taken too many hits to the head while playing on the gridiron or he has been smelling too many pine cones. It really has nothing to … Continue reading →

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SOS to congress and the senate

Posted on 07/07/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Congress Stays On Course For Another Shutdown Showdown: Don’t forget to make sure your hush-money doesn’t stop coming in if the rest of America shuts down. By the looks of some of you guys and gals, it would be a … Continue reading →

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Maybe they can jump together

Posted on 07/07/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Feds, police search home of Subway pitchman Jared Fogle: Where we have but another wolf in sheep’s clothing or should I say, another pervert in a penthouse. Just hours ago, authorities raided the Indiana home of Subway spokesman … Continue reading →

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A fallen and permanently tarnished star

Posted on 07/07/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

The truth will set you free or possibly put you in prison. Bill Cosby admitted to getting drugs to use on women for sex. (CNN) Bill Cosby has admitted to getting prescription Quaaludes to try to drug women he wanted … Continue reading →

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Not the brightest rocket in the sky

Posted on 07/06/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Man dies after shooting off firework from top of his head: I hate to say this; the world may be a safer place without guys like this running around. How smart does anyone have to be to put a mortar … Continue reading →

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A match made in heaven or on the Links?

Posted on 07/06/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

24 year old Pro Golfer Danny Lee Wins Greenbrier Classic – Really Wishes He Had a Girlfriend After winning his first PGA tournament, Danny Lee told a reporter that he  just wanted a friend—a female one preferably. The poor soul must … Continue reading →

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United we can stand – divided we will fall

Posted on 07/05/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

  Putin reportedly contacts Obama for second time in weeks about unity on global concerns: This is exactly what smart people do; negotiate, not act like to kids in a school yard playing keep-away. Here again, we revert back to … Continue reading →

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Jane and Jill went up the hill……

Posted on 07/04/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Christian bakers fined $135,000 for refusing to make wedding cake for lesbians: Jane and Jill went up the hill to purchase a wedding cake; Jane got pissed at the baker – Jill found an ambulance chaser and they both wound … Continue reading →

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Cameras do not matter to out of control cops

Posted on 07/03/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

When there is a wacko cop on the loose, it doesn’t matter to them if the person they have apprehended is black, white, yellow or green. Race or color doesn’t mean a thing to this highly dysfunctional group of people. … Continue reading →

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10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag – come on laddie

Posted on 07/02/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Jon Stewart Exposes Chris Christie’s ‘Unpardonable Crime’: On last night’s show Stewart referred to Chris Christie as; 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. That boy better watch his speed if he travels through The Garden State.   Because … Continue reading →

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