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Feds, police search home of Subway pitchman Jared Fogle:

Where we have but another wolf in sheep’s clothing or should I say, another pervert in a penthouse.

Just hours ago, authorities raided the Indiana home of Subway spokesman Jared Fogle.

It was just two months ago Russell Taylor the former director of Fogle’s charitable foundation was arrested on child pornography charges. It now appears that the two had more in common than sandwiches; they both like child porno.

In 2000; Fogle weighed 450 pounds. He became a pitch-man for Subway after losing 235 pounds by eating a conglomeration of different sandwiches for every meal. By the looks of his crib, the boy ate his way to success with the sandwich giant.

The investigation got rolling when authorities arrested Russell Taylor, the former executive director of the Jared Foundation on child porno charges. Taylor, 43, attempted suicide (it is too bad he couldn’t even do that right) on May 6 while in the Marion County Jail, and was placed on life support. Unfortunately he pulled out of the attempt.

The charges against Taylor are pretty damning. He faces seven counts of production of child pornography and one count of possession of child pornography in a case that began when a woman he had been emailing alerted authorities to Taylor’s offer to show her images of children.

If he is convicted; Taylor will wish his suicide attempt was successful. The boys in the big house have a particular disdain for that kind of animal.

The FBI is not spinning their wheels on this one. Not to execute the guy before his time but it looks like a forgone conclusion that the sub-sandwich masticator is as dirty and perverted as his right hand man Taylor.

Maybe they can get together and jump off the Golden Gate Bridge together if they are found guilty.  I have no sympathy for child related perverts. Their fascination usually advances into something more sinister  than curiosity.