Entire empires have crumbled – mighty men have tumbled because of their weakness – wars have been started over it – 100 of 1,000’s of people have been killed – families have been devastated and torn apart – it has cost trillions of dollars in alimony or HUSH money – children’s live have been ruined because of their parents indiscretions, all because of good old POON TANG.

I don’t want to glorify the power El Chapo has/had because he was/is one of the most despicable guys ever to walk the earth because of the 1,000’s of lives he ruined selling drugs. The fact still remains as powerful as he is/was, it was Poon Tang that brought him to his knees.

Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman’s infatuation with actress Kate del Castillo and his desire to see her again contributed to his downfall after six months on the run, officials say.

His clandestine meeting with Sean Penn and de Castillo appears to be what has put him back in the slams.

Here is a guy that has more money than some governments do – could have bought just about any bimbo he wanted but his obsession with one lady put the screws to him.

Let this be a lesson to all of you horny toads out here, male and female. The best Poon Tang you can get is a home. You don’t have to worry about bringing your significant other any surprises home that require hospitalization or a battery of powerful injections. For the most part, it is much cheaper (depending on your significant others spending habits).

For those of you that have a bad memory and can’t remember your last bull-shit story, it can be very deadly.