Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

Ohio residents impacted by train derailment go berzerk when Peter Buttigieg doesn’t show May I say who can blame the residents for displaying their anger? This is a typical politician move demonstrating when the time comes for them to make … Continue reading →

Indiana church employee sentenced after stealing $574k for gambling, vacations: ‘Fueled by pure greed’ Mary Carson, 72, and her husband used the money for casinos and month-long trips to Florida for at least 13 years Church trustee Mary Carson and … Continue reading →

US intel assessing possibility that Chinese spyballoon’s path over US was accidental   By Natasha Bertrand and Katie Bo Lillis, CNN Updated 1:37 PM EST, Wed February 15, 2023 What kind of cheap Chinese grass are these two airheads smoking?? Gullible, out of … Continue reading →

Suspect in LSU student Madison Brooks’ alleged rape arrested again, accused of third sex crime Kaivon Washington was accused of a similar pattern of assault after drinking in LSU hotspot Tigerland I have to wonder if some twisted, sick-in-the-head judge … Continue reading →

US military shoots down Iranian-made drone over oil site in Syria U.S. Central Command said the military shot down the drone Tuesday afternoon local time I am absolutely bewildered. How in the name of anything that’s supposed to be common-sensed … Continue reading →

California bill would ban police dogs from biting suspected criminals The California bill’s authors cited the historically racialized nature of deploying police K-9s In California, they must hold a stupidity contest every other day among the big wigs to see … Continue reading →

Chicago Mayor Lightfoot has a ‘real battle on her hands’: Gianno Caldwell They should rename this dingbat LIGHT HEAD!! I have to think the voters have to be somewhat desperate to elect people like this nut case and people like … Continue reading →

Senators take aim at Biden’s support for bill giving illegals, Chinese Communist Party members right to vote House passed a bipartisan resolution last week disapproving of D.C. Council bill that would let non-citizens vote Whenever you think that Kamikaze Joe … Continue reading →

Eagles fans flood the streets chanting ‘fuck the Chiefs’ after loss It doesn’t matter if the Eagles would have won or they Eagles lost; we would still have the wacky element of people that call themselves sports fans demonstrating either … Continue reading →

Supporters of a controversial climate solution say it could be key. Critics believe it is the path to catastrophe CNN —  https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/12/world/solar-dimming-geoengineering-climate-solution-intl/index.html When US startup Make Sunsets released two weather balloons into the skies above Mexico’s Baja California peninsula last year, … Continue reading →