Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

FOOD FOR THOUGHT If someone wanted to really stretched their imagination and come up with the most #devious plot ever, what would it take for one of our enemies to plan and execute an attack on the Super Bowl stadium?? … Continue reading →

Rep. Jim Jordan criticized online after saying ‘only Americans should vote in American elections’ The Republican’s tweet concerned House Joint Resolution 24, which overturns a D.C. bill allowing non-citizens to vote in local elections You mean to tell me we … Continue reading →

California baker who died in robbery wouldn’t have wanted killer locked up, family says The California baker died Thursday from injuries sustained during a robbery There’s gotta be something in the water they drink that makes so many people #brain-dead … Continue reading →

Is it possible that this information I received minutes ago is just a rumor or can it be factual? One of my closest sources called me and told me that Kamikaze Joe deliberately sent up the balloon that was shot … Continue reading →

New Jersey student ends her life after months of bullying, video of school hallway beating circulates online https://www.foxnews.com/us/new-jersey-student-ends-life-months-bullying-video-school-hallway-beating-circulates-online Adriana Kuch ended her life just days after a video was circulated around her public New Jersey high school REST IN PEACE … Continue reading →

I wonder if they sell designer shades in prison. If and when justice ever comes to this lying bastard, and hopefully it does, it is going to be the rudest awakening of his life when he has to trade in … Continue reading →

I may buy Bill Gates excuse, #BUTT not KNEE PADS Kerry. GATES: Let us try to compare with both men have done for climate, and we’ll see which one has a more valid reason for using the Super-suckers. Bill is … Continue reading →

Education board member gets booted after defending Constitution, speaking out against socialism Senate of Virginia votes not to confirm board of education member who championed ‘traditional American values’ This woman who championed “traditional American values” was booted from the Virginia … Continue reading →

Aramark apologizes for the insensitivity of the school lunch served on the first day of Black History Month CNN —  A middle school in New York and its food vendor, Aramark, apologized after students were served chicken and waffles, along with watermelon on … Continue reading →

America ‘unrecognizable’ and on the brink of collapse, experts warn: ‘Turning on our own legacy’ Three-part ‘American Requiem’ is streaming now on Fox Nation I have been saying this for decades, mankind is #destroying itself. If what you see on … Continue reading →