Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

These Floridians were hit by Hurricane Ian a month ago. Here’s what FEMA has done for them so far #Zilch Just like so many other governmental organizations, FEMA sits around with its thumb up its ass most of the time … Continue reading →

Vance calls Ryan’s pledge to decriminalize ‘all drug possession’ a ‘slap in the face’ of victims’ families https://www.foxnews.com/politics/vance-calls-ryans-pledge-decriminalize-all-drug-possession-slap-face That is just what the country needs more decriminalizing the penalty for people possessing any type of drug, no matter how lethal. … Continue reading →

America’s ‘most dangerous’ law? Illinois candidate warns of ‘anarchy’ after criminal justice overhaul New Illinois criminal justice reform bill may cause citizens to ‘take the law into their own hands,’ says congressional candidate Why not try to run across on … Continue reading →

Home Depot sells 10 pair of rubber faced gloves for $10. Saves wear and tear on those Lily white hands of yours. Nowhere on the planet can you find a deal like thIS. Make sure to specify what size you … Continue reading →

Kraft Heinz CEO: Inflation and supply shortages are here to stay for a while One of the biggest reasons the politicians give a shit less about inflation, like everything else they fuck up, they personally do not have to deal … Continue reading →

Biden makes it a habit to berate, scold, and insult reporters when he faces tough questions A sure sign of guilty or a disturbed conscience. ORRRRR; in K J’s case, he has been on the bullshit wagon so long, he … Continue reading →

Minneapolis struggles to recruit police in wake of George Floyd’s murder A police spokesperson said only 57 people applied to be officers in 2022, down from nearly 300 before Floyd’s death https://www.foxnews.com/us/minneapolis-struggles-recruit-police-wake-george-floyds-murder Ad in Minneapolis newspaper wanted column WANTED: highly … Continue reading →

The Injustice of slack education. I was just watching the news and saw something very interesting but not shocking. There was a teacher at Georgetown University that got dismissed, fired, had his ass kicked out the back door, insulted, degraded … Continue reading →

How can on Monday morning K J is being awarded the highest civilian medal in the country? The very next day, on a Tuesday morning, his ex boss, The  Manchurian candidate makes a statement as to just how fucked up … Continue reading →

Biden says his ‘intention’ is to run for re-election in 2024 during MSNBC interview President Joe Biden said wife Jill Biden is in favor of a second term and thinks they are doing ‘something very important’ Just like everything else … Continue reading →