Author Archives: The Goomba Gazette

The Fed may have to do something it hasn’t done since 1994 to tame inflation Start by deep sixing Kamikaze Joe, then next stop given all our money to foreign countries, piss it away on frivolous special interest projects and … Continue reading →

Ozzy Osbourne, 73, to undergo ‘major’ surgery that will ‘determine the rest of his life’ What Oz is probably trying to determine is, whether he will be healthy enough to continue with his radical over-the-top-lifestyle or not. Personally, I cannot … Continue reading →

Judge sides with Home Depot after company prevented employees from wearing Black Lives Matter imagery Home Depot had been accused of violating workers rights after not allowing workers to wear BLM imagery Rights to what?? What about the rights of … Continue reading →

Filmmaker Michael Moore continues calls for the Second Amendment to be repealed: ‘You don’t need a gun’ https://www.foxnews.com/media/michael-moore-second-amendment-repealed When we look in the dictionary under humongous imbecile, whose picture do we see but Michael Moore’s. This guy has to be … Continue reading →

Nancy Pelosi husband’s DUI court date set; no decision yet on potential charges Paul Pelosi, 82, was arrested for a DUI on May 29 by California Highway Patrol https://www.foxnews.com/politics/nancy-pelosi-husband-dui-court-date Everyone has a sip now and then. Some people have more … Continue reading →

Biden blasts Republicans, Trump during first network interview in 118 days If bullshit was electricity, this guy could power the entire United States. Just like all of his cousins the holy rolling – charlatan – preachers, Kamikaze Joe has a … Continue reading →

Progressive San Francisco DA recalled by voters in one of nation’s most liberal cities Mayor London Breed will be tasked with finding a new district attorney for San Francisco San Francisco voters recall progressive DA Chesa Boudin over soft-on-crime policies … Continue reading →

DHS warns of violent months ahead, monitoring risks of domestic terrorism and foreign adversaries https://www.foxnews.com/politics/dhs-bulletin-heightened-threat-environment-violence Just another indicator to show the ignorance of our administration. We do not have enough headaches with our homegrown terrorists and gangs, because of his … Continue reading →

National average spikes 5 cents overnight as Biden’s gas price crisis worsens One of, if not the biggest, Kamikaze Joe’s election has to be one of the most detrimental conditions ever befallen the USA. Do you really think the inflation … Continue reading →

Is this brain dead mother really going to (I really bothers me that I despise the person in the office as I do) (love the office, loath the occupant) swing the immigration gates wide open allowing tens of thousands of … Continue reading →