Category Archives: Celebs

Degenerate dad

Posted on 02/02/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Adopted daughter accuses Woody Allen, in Times post, of assaulting her at age 7: If the accusation is true Woody Allen is lower than whale shit. If the allegations are false Dylan Farrow should be put in the slams for … Continue reading →

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Dennis “The Generous”

Posted on 01/25/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

The Treasury Department is reportedly investigating whether Dennis Rodman broke the law by bringing North Korean leader Kim Jong Un thousands of dollars in luxury gifts on his most recent trip to Pyongyang. The Treasury Department is just going through … Continue reading →

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Ambassaror Rodman wasted – it can’t be

Posted on 01/19/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Dennis Rodman checks into alcohol rehab after N. Korea trip: I am shocked – stunned – astonished – amazed – dumbfounded – flabbergasted – bowled over; noooooo it can’t be, Dennis “The Menace” Rodman wasted, I wouldn’t have guessed that … Continue reading →

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The truth will set you free

Posted on 01/13/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

The World of A-Rod A-Rod’s lawyer calls Anthony Bosch interview ‘a charade’ This pampered lad is so used to getting things his way and buying his himself out of jack-pots that he cannot and will not accept the decision brought … Continue reading →

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Maria is Terminating the terminator’s bank book

Posted on 01/11/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Schwarzenegger is going to have to miss a few meals when Maria gets done gouging him. The “Terminator” is really getting his tomatoes smashed in his divorce settlement by a Kennedy; like she really needs the money. It is estimated … Continue reading →

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Pull Rodman’s passport

Posted on 01/06/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Dennis Rodman, NBA old timers head to North Korea for basketball game: I think it is a slap in the face to the rest of the free world when Dennis “The Menace” has the liberty go back and forth rubbing … Continue reading →

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Where were his drones when he needed them?

Posted on 01/04/2014 by The Goomba Gazette

Jeff Bezos Rescued By Ecuadorian Navy: Amazon’s multi-zillionare owner Jeff Bezos went on a cruise to the Galapagos Islands where he got nailed with a kidney stone attack. He was in such bad shape that the Ecuadorian Navy was dispatched … Continue reading →

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Tenere la bocca chiusa Chuck

Posted on 12/22/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Charlie Sheen rips ‘Duck Dynasty’ patriarch over homosexuality remarks: Chuck must be getting a little nervous because his name hasn’t been in the headlines lately so he figured he would throw a few stones at the Main Ducker … Continue reading →

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The “main quacker” is back from his short vacation

Posted on 12/20/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

What a difference a day makes with a little financial pressure from the Duckers. Yesterday the father Duck was suspended indefinitely. Today the father Duck’s suspension is only good through March of 2014. Coincidentally the Duckers have enough episodes prerecorded … Continue reading →

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Another marriage made in heaven

Posted on 12/13/2013 by The Goomba Gazette

Khloe Kardashian files for divorce from Lamar Odom, citing irreconcilable differences: Is that supposed to surprise anyone?                                     I heard one of the newscasters … Continue reading →

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