Adopted daughter accuses Woody Allen, in Times post, of assaulting her at age 7:

If the accusation is true Woody Allen is lower than whale shit. If the allegations are false Dylan Farrow should be put in the slams for a good long time.

What can possibly be anything worse than a father molesting his daughter, adopted or not? Even an accusation if not true is devastating.

A letter has been released by Dylan who wrote that she was assaulted in 1992 at age 7, the letter was released the same day as the Writers Guild Awards — where Allen has been nominated for best screenplay for “Blue Jasmine.”

“What’s your favorite Woody Allen movie? Before you answer, you should know: when I was seven years old, Woody Allen took me by the hand and led me into a dim, closet-like attic on the second floor of our house,” said the letter posted on Times columnist Nicholas Kristof’s blog.

“He told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother’s electric train set. Then he sexually assaulted me.”

If this is a fact why wasn’t Woody prosecuted for his dastardly deed at the time?

Now if I had to flip a coin and take a wild guess on who I believe, I would have to side with Dylan. Let’s face it, Allan isn’t wrapped to tight, has always been a little kinky and his track record isn’t what I would call very stellar.

In 1992 he had an affair with Mia Farrow’s daughter Soon Yi that she had with Andre Previn. Very classy guy. I don’t care if it is a blood relative or not; there are certain boundaries in this life that should not be crossed.

If I had to guess, I would think that all of his cronies and supporters in La La Land threw a party to celebrate this accusation. That crowd jumps on any occasion to throw a party. After-all, they all live by a different set of rules than the normal person does. The more a person gets out of line and makes a fool of themselves the more popular they become.

If this ever goes to court for slander, the person with the most conniving “ambulance chaser” and the most mulla will come away the victor.

That’s a rap.