Category Archives: dummies

Bring your own mats

Posted on 11/17/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Only in Cleveland, Ohio: Cleveland, Ohio  – ” bomb city USA – the mistake on the lake – the city who’s  river caught on fire – the home of the Cleveland Browns and the Indians” – now the home of … Continue reading →

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Putrid Paparazzi

Posted on 09/14/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Paparazzi photos of topless Princess Kate ‘sadden’ royals: The pigs that work for the French Magazine who published the nude photos of Princess Kate should have their cameras shoved up their orifice where the sun doesn’t shine; sideways with the … Continue reading →

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Really, how smart are they???

Posted on 08/12/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Washington Post What is the ‘Ryan plan’? Budget proposal back in spotlight with VP announcement: Yesterday Romney picked his running mate. Read the rest. This what the new guy has planned for implementation in his role as V.P. • The … Continue reading →

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More swamp land for sale

Posted on 07/21/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News At least 21 treated for burns after trying to walk on coals at Tony Robbins event Fire officials in California say at least 21 people were treated for burns after attendees of an event for motivational speaker Tony … Continue reading →

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Two heros with dummy bosses

Posted on 07/07/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Managements needs new management: Florida lifeguard Tomas Lopez was fired after he tried to save a man’s life — an example of how a company’s fear of liability can sometimes make waves and backfire. Lopez, 21, was hired by Jeff … Continue reading →

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When you thought you heard it all

Posted on 07/04/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox News Charges to be filed after 19 kids found alone in filthy, hot Kentucky home: When you thought you heard it all. BOWLING GREEN, Ky. – Authorities plan to file charges against a man and a woman accused of … Continue reading →

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Crying does not become you dude

Posted on 06/19/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

New York Times Floyd Mayweather Jr. Jail is KILLING My Boxing Career: Floyd Mayweather, Jr. says he’s begun to shrivel up into a puny regular person during his first 12 days in the big house … and he’s worried he … Continue reading →

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Educated but stupid

Posted on 06/10/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Fox  News NYC principal bars students from singing ‘God Bless the USA’ at graduation: Greta Hawkins, principal of PS 90, the Edna Cohen School, will not allow kindergarten students to belt out the beloved Lee Greenwood ballad, also known as … Continue reading →

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Big Dummy

Posted on 06/07/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Washington Post D.C. Council Chairman Kwame Brown resigns after he is charged with bank fraud: Earlier in the day, prosecutors filed a three-page charging document in the District’s federal court accusing Brown (D) of falsifying records in applications to obtain … Continue reading →

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The man who would be King or pretender

Posted on 06/06/2012 by The Goomba Gazette

Repulsive’: Jewish Leaders Angry After Church Wraps Pastor in ‘Torah’ & Exalts Him as ‘King’ ATLANTA (The Blaze/AP) — Jewish leaders are criticizing a ceremony that involved a controversial mega church leader being wrapped in a religious scroll and exalted … Continue reading →

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