Category Archives: foolish people

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag – come on laddie

Posted on 07/02/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Jon Stewart Exposes Chris Christie’s ‘Unpardonable Crime’: On last night’s show Stewart referred to Chris Christie as; 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag. That boy better watch his speed if he travels through The Garden State.   Because … Continue reading →

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Connie is in a jackpot – AGAIN

Posted on 06/17/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Conrad Hilton sentenced for disrupting London-to-LA flight: LOS ANGELES –  Conrad Hilton’ Paris Hilton’s youngest brother, was sentenced to community service and a $5,000 fine for disrupting a flight from London to Los Angeles last year. The 21-year-old brat pictured … Continue reading →

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Certified nut case

Posted on 06/15/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Rachel Dolezal Steps Down As President Of Spokane NAACP Chapter: How do we really know she painted the mural?? This screw ball got exactly what she wanted; publicity. In a statement to the press, the make-believe black lady said; Please … Continue reading →

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Like kids in the school yard

Posted on 06/15/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Law enforcement squabbles reportedly hamper search for escaped killers: Like little kids in the school yard arguing. The law enforcement agencies in New York State do not know what the meaning of co-operation is. Everyone wants to be the hero. … Continue reading →

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From selling Poon Tang to a Butt Builder

Posted on 06/12/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Madam gets 10 years after buttocks-enhancement death: Tricks must have been getting pretty slow in the Poon-Tang trade for a local Philly resident. That being said; those circumstances enticed a former madam to go from selling trim to doing illegal … Continue reading →

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Feed the foreigners and starve our country

Posted on 06/10/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

House Slashes $242 Million From Amtrak’s Budget: According to sources in the know, the USA gave away 37 billion in 2013 to foreign countries. That was 2 years ago; I am sure the numbers are a lot great now. How … Continue reading →

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Booty – Poontang – Trim – Schyaff

Posted on 06/09/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Booty – Poontang – Trim – Schyaff; whatever you want to label it; as an old friend once told me, it is the most powerful thing in the world. Wars have been fought over it, people have been killed by the … Continue reading →

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Bad choices – I’ll say!!!

Posted on 06/06/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

Josh Duggar made ‘bad choices,’ say 2 sisters who were inappropriately touched: http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/05/entertainment/duggars-fox-interview/index.html The only logical thing one of the girls said was that her brother made some bad choices. I’ll say and he got caught. I can not get … Continue reading →

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Bombs or pizza?

Posted on 06/04/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

There is a saying in Italian that goes;  quando sono gli idioti mai impareranno / when are the idiots ever going to learn? Remember where you heard about the potential dangers of allowing non-military drones to be flown by anyone … Continue reading →

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Della Curry – employee of the month award

Posted on 06/03/2015 by The Goomba Gazette

School lunch worker: I got fired for feeding a hungry child: With all the money this country gives away in foreign aid, welfare, what they piss away on foolish projects, free everything for immigrants; the list is endless. A cafeteria … Continue reading →

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