Preacher pissed his pants laughing while giving the wedding vows ….


Jennifer Lopez’s first husband wishes her well, casts doubt on marriage to Ben Affleck

Ojani Noa called Affleck a ‘good guy’ but said he thinks Lopez will probably get married seven or eight times in her life

Come on folks, it is a big F-in joke or what with these fools saying I do as frequently as they do. They treat marriage like a piece of toilet paper they use after they wiped themselves. They throw it commode and flush down the toilet shortly after they use it.

A long time ago I heard a saying that may fit this situation to a tee. If the broad had as many prickers sticking out of her as she did the sticking in her, she will probably look like a porcupine. Old words of wisdom.

One year to tops.

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Who said the USA is still the superpower ????


Just Look At What The Chinese Have Already Built! – YouTube

www.youtube.com › watch

Take a good look at this video and you will have the answer. It is totally astounding what Chuck (Charlie Chan) and his crew have accomplished coming back from, supposedly at one time one of the poorest countries in the world.

On the other side of the coin, the richest country in the world (at one time) has been sitting on their hands with all their arrogance trying to help the entire world while many of their own people are starving and the countries infrastructures are rotting away, giving all their food, money and possessions to people that are not even citizens of the country. That is on top of all the wars (they lost) costing the USA trillions of dollars and massive loss of lives, sticking their nose where it did not belong, all in the name of $$$ – greed – arrogance and stupidity.

We can’t thank these two characters (I’m trying to be polite) for all of the unrest the world is experiencing today. They are all tied together.

Dicky Boy – the fools bought into our line of shit

If I live to be 100, I will never be able to understand the stupidity of our political leaders. The only things they are very proficient at is, bullshitting the public (the gullible that actually believe them) giving the entire farm away and raising taxes to cover their unconscionable free money handouts.

When the bottom drops out (recession) and the day of reckoning comes around as it presently has, the lying bastards tried to deny there is a recession.

I think the USA has been living in fantasyland for the past few years. While our politicians are sitting around beating their chest, telling the public how great they are, with their thumbs are stuck up where the sun doesn’t shine, the Chinese government is slowly but surely taking control of the world. Watch this video in its entirety and you will see where I’m coming from.

If there was ever such an exact same comparison (carbon copy), I never saw it.

https://www.history.com/news/8-reasons-why-rome-fell

Once again I repeat folks, Better learn how to use chopsticks.

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Why poke the stick in the gorilla’s eye…


FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS EVERY DAY

Posted on 07/29/2022 by The Goomba Gazette

LET US ALL PAY HONOR THE TROOPS THAT KEEP AMERCA SAFE

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China announces live-fire naval exercises ahead of possible Pelosi Taiwan visit

China’s show of strength coincides with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s possible visit to Taiwan

https://wordpress.com/post/thegoombagazette.com/168650

Never tempt the devil; he wins about 70% of his battles.

Nasty Nan should curl up in front of a fireplace with magic broom and just ride this thing out peacefully. Actually there is no necessity for her to go to Taiwan.

Although I disagree that N N should not be sticking a poker in the gorillas eye; at the very same time I cannot see where Charlie Chan can dictate to an American citizen what they can do and what they can’t do.

Considering the entire situation, if Nasty Nan trip is going to start an international incident, I would say they should do a teleconference. All Nan and her entourage is going to do is blow a few million of the taxpayers dollars hard earned dollars traveling across the globe in first class style. I would be willing to bet, if pampered frequent Flyers had to fly coach, they would shit can the troublesome trip.

It has been a common practice in the politics of the United States of politicians pissing away the $$$ like a drunken sailor. To the best of my knowledge, there is/was some organization called an OVERSIGHT Committee whose job it is to scrutinize the thieves activities. They are probably as flagrant as the people they surveil.

If these mooches we’re spending their own money, instead of eating at Ruth Chris and shacking up at The Four Seasons; they would be crashing at the Red Roof Inn and dining under the Arches.

If hypothetically Charlie Chan would blow Nasty Nan out of the sky and starts a worldwide incident, who would be the blame?? Nan that had an option to go or not to go or Charlie Chan for being such a sadistic monster??

Realistically, I don’t think that Charlie Chan can be that barbaric; BUTT neither did I everything that Valadimir Putin was such cruel bastard.

UPDATE: Nasty Nan had a change of heart.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office announced early Sunday morning that she plans to visit at least four Asian countries during her trip to the region, but a stop in Taiwan was notably left out.

She may have heard the old saying; discretion is the better part of valor. Maybe the first smart thing she did in many years.

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Sooner or later, later is here, the Piper is upon us …..


FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS EVERY DAY

Posted on 07/29/2022 by The Goomba Gazette

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China expert reveals why Chinese threats to shoot down Pelosi’s plane ‘may not be bluster’
Gordon Chang calls China an ‘extremely dangerous regime’

Although I will say, that would be a step forward for the USA politically, BUTT MAY be a little too extreme.

What can Nasty Nan accomplish by taking a trip to Taiwan that she cannot do over a video conference, accept squander a lot of the taxpayers money and put herself at risk. Door #2 ??????

I think it is going way beyond ridiculous what it has cost the taxpayers for these political grand standards. In this day and age of video conferencing, it cannot be anymore convenient to transact any kind of business in the comfort of your own home or office. The participants can even do their interviews without any skivvies on, keeping their family jewels cooled off while running their mouth, who the hell would know the difference.

NAN; are you listening???

Unlike the cowards who have set in THE BIG CHAIR in recent years; I don’t think Charlie Chan makes too many idle threats.

Does N N feel that this unnecessary trip is with her risking her life?? Never know when you are dealing with this legitimate nut case. She has been known to be unpredictable very consistently.

Who aid I am nuts??? Chi ha detto che sono matto

Possibly she wants to go down in the history books like Joan of Arc and be a heroin, martyr.

Expert on Chinese affairs Gordon CHANGThis very well may not be bluster. It’s inconceivable to us that the PLA – People’s Liberation Army – would shoot down Pelosi’s plane. But you got to remember: At this very instant, there are four Chinese warships in Japanese territorial water in the Senkakus in the East China Sea. There are Chinese troops deep into Indian-controlled territory in Ladakh, in the Himalayas. A few weeks ago, the Chinese provoked a crisis in the South China Sea with the Philippines. China is lashing out. It might be Taiwan, but it might be someplace else. This is an extremely dangerous regime at this moment. 

This whole world is sitting on a powder keg just waiting to go off. This is not the time for some foolish, dim witted airhead to take such a risky position, all for no useful cause.

A word to the wise should be sufficient – I did specifically say wise

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FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS EVERY DAY


LET US ALL PAY HONOR THE TROOPS THAT KEEP AMERCA SAFE

NATIONAL ANTHEM

USMC

ARMY

NAVY

COAST GUARD

We thank you all that have served and are serving!!

Let us get some patriotism back and working in the USA. We are all in it together.

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Great song to start your day – live it, don’t just talk it …


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Check to see if KJ has come down with a severe fever …


Biden admin quietly approves construction of U.S.-Mexico border wall near Yuma, Arizona

Joe Biden previously admonished Donald Trump over the wall and his immigration policies

FILL THAT HOLE – FILL THAT HOLE – FILL THAT HOLE – FILL THAT HOLE!!

Has K J finally come to his senses – has he now awoken from a deep sleep – did he trip over his dog when he was going to the head to take a whiz and bang his head during the middle of the night – has he had an epiphany or is he seeing the errors of his ways??

Lots of ?????? One thing you can take to the bank; Kamikaze will never admit he was wrong.

Whatever the case may be, I hope he stays on the roll.

Do we wanna call it too little too late?? A little something is better than nothing, BUTT this fool has caused so much damage in a short amount of time it will be next to impossible to recover from his unexplainable blunders.

At this point it may be unfeasible to calculate the suffering and monetary damage this man has created since he has been in office. How the hell do we make someone like Kamikaze Joe accountable for their criminal activities. Take a good look at them, his activities absolutely are criminal. He has caused hundreds, if not thousands of deaths, pain and suffering, and cost the country billions of dollars. Tell me those are not criminal offenses

All of the deplorable conditions we are experiencing today could have been avoided if KJ and his socio/commie constituents didn’t have such a big hard on for PDT and caused irreparable damage with their hasty decisions by playing GET BACK.

I hope KJ trips over his dog again, bangs his head a few hundred more times and has many more apparitions of his stupidity.

AGAIN: One thing you can take to the bank; Kamikaze will never admit he was wrong.

Can we ever hope for K J to do a Brenda Lee??

Not on your life.

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His entire presidency has been a lie and a cover up….


Biden says ‘no surprise’ economy ‘slowing down’ as economy enters technical recession

Biden, on Monday, said the U.S. is ‘not coming into recession’

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/biden-says-no-surprise-economy-slowing-down-economy-enters-technical-recession

If the Sons-a-bitch told me his name was Biden, I would not believe him.

One of the most important questions is, how will history remember this clown??

I defy anyone to tell me one positive achievement Kamikaze Joe has pulled off since he was elected. On the other hand, if I were asked to list all of his misdeeds/flops , I do not have that much time in the day to list them.

There are absolutely no redeeming values what about this man. He would not know how to recognize the truth if it came up and bit him on his pecker. His deception goes all the way from a misogynist, to a thief, to a liar to a womanizer and much more.

The old time Italian people when evaluating someone in desperation, would categorize someone character by saying; AT LEAST HE IS CLEAN !! I’m not even sure we can say that. I can say one thing for sure, his morality is extremely dirty and very questionable.

There used to be a group picture of about a dozen females that Kamikaze Joe manhandled; but it will not surprise you that Google shit canned those pictures and are not available anymore.

I cannot think of enough derogatory adjectives to describe this bum, so I will not even try. All I can say is, he will go down in history as the worst president the United States has ever had. He has been living one gigantic lie for over 57 F-in years in politics and has gotten away with it.

It is the absolute obligation of any of all politicians to be forthright and truthful to the people they represent. That probably excludes 95% of them, with Joe Biden sitting on the top branch.

If he does not receive any disciplinary actions for his misdeeds while on this earth, I hope he has a special seat in hell waiting for him, next to his cousin Lucifer.

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Shame shame double shame, everybody knows your name …. F-in liar


Joe Biden met with at least 14 of Hunter’s business associates while vice president

President Biden has repeatedly denied discussing business with his son

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/joe-biden-met-14-hunters-business-associates-vice-president

Kamikaze Joe the lying scumbag has been getting away with bullshitting his away thru politics for so many years, he thought he could beat this rap when he absolutely was involved with his kid with his thief. Where does this prick go from here?? Is he going to try and put the rap on dementia going way back then??

These facts are undeniable. President Biden met with at least 14 of Hunter Biden’s business associates while he was vice president in the Obama White House, casting further doubt on the president’s repeated claims that he had no knowledge of his son’s foreign business dealings. 

“I have never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings,” Biden said in 2019.

But the president met with at least 14 of Hunter’s business associates from the U.S., Mexico, Ukraine, China and Kazakhstan over the course of his vice presidency, a Fox News Digital review found.

How can Kamikaze Joe deny these facts?? Did he have someone under his desk like Wild Bill Clinton did while the meetings were going on and was completely distracted?? At this point I would not put anything past the habitual, pathetic liar.

Too add gasoline to the already raging fire, K J even flew The Brat to Mexico on air force 2 pissing away taxpayers dollars. It is my understanding those aircraft should be used strictly for government business.

In February 2016, just months after the meeting at Joe’s private residence, the vice president reportedly flew Hunter and Cooper on Air Force 2 to Mexico City. Hunter wrote an email to Magnani informing him as much, saying he would be attending a meeting between Joe and then-Mexican president Enrique Pena Nieto.

I think at some point in time, the entire group of politicians running this country should be should shit canned; a special election be held, get rid of the old and bring in the new. Only problem being; how long will it take for the new guys and gals to be corrupted?? Looks like we are in a no win situations.

Somebody with a set of stones has to hold this F-in habitual liars feet to the fire and have him admit publicly he deliberately lied all this time this with his involvement in his kids business dealings, of which I’ am positive K J benefited LARGE financially as well. When that is all said and done (doubtful) he should be held accountable for deliberately and knowingly lying.

What is the meaning of no man is above the law and no man is below it?

Its simplest meaning is that everything must be done according to law, but in that sense it gives little comfort unless it also means that the law must not give the government too much power.

I think K J and The Brat must be subpoenaed by congress, that way if they lie, no doubt they will, to congress (the other thieves), it will be a punishable criminal offense.

Gotta quit PUSSY FOOTING around with him and The Brat. They can drag this on for decades unless some decisive actions are taken.

Now may be the time KJ declares himself mentally incompetent. What better of a way to get out of this one. K J declares your medical incompetence and the Brat declares insanity becuase sucking up too much cocaine. Never say never folks.

As hard as they may try, they could never bullshit their way out of this one. Too much ego can be a real KILLER
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Come me on folks, GOTTA be the $oldi ……


Billy Joel Opened Up About Marrying A Woman 33 Years His Junior And Fatherhood After The Age 60

Just take a good look at the young, gorgeous, blond haired beauty and then look at the bald, gray bearded, shorter old man and tell me it is love. GMAFB.

The Ivory key banging stud said I DO 4 times so far. If I had to guess, it will not be the last time, that is if that OLD TICKER (HEART) of his can keep up with the stress of a young chick who want to roll in the hay loft more than he does.

It really does not surprise me that these old jocks are drawn to these young women later on in life. Most of them very wealthy.  What does surprise me, in their old twisted brain (dementia) they think it is all about them, their good looks and not the money tat attacks these young beauties.

One of the most unlikely couples is Wineburger and his young bride. If there ever was a good Poster child for the beauty and the beast,  it is they. HORNY HARV is just another delusional fool that thought it was about his charm that attracted this lady.

THE BEATS AND THE BEAUTY

Harvey; you know I love you and I did not marry you for your money. I married you for your grotesque hygiene habits and because you are a degenerate misogynist Son of a a bitch.

New Book Claims Harvey Weinstein Had Bad Hygiene and …

https://eurweb.com › News

A forthcoming new book about disgraced movie mogul Harvey Weinstein details his bad hygiene and ‘deformed’ genitalia.

So tell me folks, using good old common sense, WTF do the gold digging broads see in them if it is not the money?

The piano man might even have his eye on number 5 already!!

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