Cops arrested a man tried to use $1,000,000 bill at Walmart:

Talk about an idiot; this dude tried to pay for about $ 500.00 with of merchandise he bought at WalMart with a $ 1,000,000.00 bill.

He probably stayed up for days trying to convert a $ 100.00 bill into the big one.

I wondered if this Rhodes Scholar ever considered the fact that even if his cashier was Helen Keller and she accepted the counterfeit currency, where would she get enough change to give him after the payment was made?

I will give this character 99% for having the balls and minus 100% for stupidity.

He is like the hillbilly counterfeiter that made some 12 dollar bills and went to one of his cousins in WVA to pass them. After he bought a pack of smokes for $ 3.00  and passed the bogus bill  to the hill-jack behind the counter the clerk gave him his change,

3 – $ 3.00 bills.

As the bungling bogus bill maker walked out of the store the owner yelled to him “you come back soon, you hear”.