She is my lost cousin


Mega Millions wannabe ‘loses’ $105M winner, not sure she has it:

BALTIMORE, Md. – The Maryland Mega-nut who insists she won a record Mega Millions jackpot now says she lost the winning ticket — but is not breaking a sweat looking for it.

“I have no idea where it is. I’m not sure I have it,” Mirlande Wilson said in her latest tortured explanation of the mystery ticket’s fate.

Mirlande baby better re-evaluate her bogus story about losing the winning lottery ticket.


A few years back a lady in Cleveland, Ohio tried to pull the same scam. When all the dust settled, her prize was a trip to a 8 x 10 cell instead of going to the Ohio Lottery to claim her prize.

CLEVELAND, Ohio — The woman who falsely claimed in 2004 that she lost a lottery ticket worth $162 million was stabbed this morning by her father, police said.

Elecia Battle (appropriately named), another lady who claimed she lost the winning lottery ticket was a loser two ways. First when she did time in jail for the bold-faced lie she told about winning the lottery and then her own father stabbed her with a knife after the pair got into an argument. That is one rough family.

When Elecia lied about her winning lottery she said she lost the ticket near a convenient store in South Euclid. That set off a gigantic search by hundreds of people; the likes of when the Lindbergh baby was kidnapped.

Not only did the lottery loser get time for her tall tale; she also had to pay the City of South Euclid for all of the police work as a resulted of her tall fabrication.

If I were Mirlande Wilson the “pretend winner” from Baltimore I would come clean as soon as possible to try and stay out of an unpaid vacation to the cross bar hotel.

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