Ronnie the Rat


California Lottery Winner Sues Son for Commandeering Winnings:

It’s been almost a year to the day since Ronnie Lee Orender and his mom Etta May Urquhart beamed before cameras and accepted a lump sum of $32.3 million — their take before taxes from a $51 million winning lottery ticket.

This dude Ronnie is definitely a MEGA CREEP. Look at the expression on his old mans face. I think he smells the Rat.

Etta has been buying lottery tickets for years, something her degenerate son, the MEGA CREEP was disapproved of.

When Etta discovered she had the winning numbers all of a sudden “Ronnie the Rat” came out of his rat hole and decided to accompany his mom and dad to the gas station where they bought the ticket.

Mrs. Orender was so shook up she was unable to sign the ticket and “Ronnie the Rodent” signed it for her but he put his name on the ticket. I would think that a surveillance camera would show who bought the ticket.

The parents of the “Ronnie the Rogue” have not seen any of the winnings except for a few crumbs.

Ronnie the Rascal has since made many purchases including four houses in Bakersfield, at least 10 vehicles—including a Ford Fusion, GMC SUV, and Evinrude boat–and made cash gifts of $350,000.

I usually don’t wish anyone bad luck but in this case I am going to put a severe “malocchio” (evil eye) on this prick.

Someway, somehow people like this greedy bastard get what is coming to them. I wish him all the bad luck in the world.

His mother should have stuffed one of those shitty diapers down his throat when she had him of the dressing table.

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