Huffington Post

Man with 17-hour erection admitted to hospital:

Every man’s dream turned into one British man’s nightmare.

Last Friday, Jason Garnett woke up in the morning with a smile on his face and one of the hardest ”woodies” he ever had in his life.

At first he was kind of proud, smiled from ear to ear and was enjoying his newly found friend.

17 hours later, Jason’s laughter turned to tears doctors when he found himself in the hospital to see if he could get some relief from that nagging pain between his legs.

The Brit wound up in the emergency room, laying on the cot with a doctor stabbing him in the penis with needles trying to get his new pal to relax.

The 23-year-old North Yorkshire man had tried everything to tame “Mr. Jones” down using ice bath and slapping it around a few time but all to no avail.

The “most embarrassing day” of Garnett’s life  became “the most painful” day when doctors drew two pints of blood from his penis and injected it 24 times with erection-reducing meds.

In an interview on the hospitals steps Jason told a reporter that it would be the last time he took 6 blue pills at once.

He also told the reporter it got so bad that he tried to walk into the bathroom to take a piss, slipped on the rug and pole vaulted into the bath tub injuring his back.

Be careful what you wish for guys; ask Jason.